QuaranTEEN

4|22|2020 6:50 PM

THIS IS STUPID.

Just kiiiiiding, there’s people dying. But to be real, I have never been more antisocial in my life. I’m starting to develop a stutter and a patch of acne where my mask rubs my face.

When I asked for a “break” I honestly meant to be taken out by a freakin’ freight train but instead, I’m here and I’m actually glad things didn’t go as planned.

I’m going through this unexplainable period of growth and bettering of myself and it’s very refreshing, however, I’m met with the dread of trying to stay intact with my classes and priorities and it ain’t goin’ too well.

I am happy and healthy, but I constantly find myself complaining and buying things that I don’t need. For instance, just this week I’ve bought two pairs of Nike shoes (one pair was on sale ok I can’t help what I am) and just today I bought a Nutribullet. Did I need it? Absolutely not. Why did I do it? Because I can, duh. Now I’m thinking about all of the smoothie and milkshake combinations I can make while sporting my Air Force 1’s in my pajamas in the comfort of my own home.

The one thing I’m struggling with is people not following correct precautions- especially the damn masks. Today I had to parade around one of my best friend’s grandma’s house for her birthday instead of spending any time with her, let alone have an opportunity to get a proper gift that isn’t half-assed. Things like this can get better if people cooperate and listen to healthcare professionals. They are the educated ones, you are not.

Alright, enough bad JuJu and until the next time I feel inspired enough to complain to the general public. Stay safe, bitches.

Xoxo,

Ashley

QuaranTEEN pt 2

Hello and welcome to shit-show numero dos. I hope you’re enjoying your stay so far.

Today I made a really good smoothie and it for real tastes just like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with strawberry jelly. I have never made such a creation in my eighteen years of living and it was definitely a major highlight.

So, the smoothie is exciting but why am I in such a good mood? My parents want to get a dog, that’s why. I’ve been asking for MONTHS for a dog, and now that we’re all locked inside with each other, suddenly they’re sick of me and would rather have a dog to keep company. Am I disappointed? A little. Surprised? Not at all.

Along with dogs and smoothies, all of my complicated stuff for college is finished! I have my freshman schedule that I literally put together by myself because they wanted me to “get a head start” so they could “tweak it on Wednesday” when I have my actual Zoom registration. Needless to say, there was quite a bit of tears and hair pulling as I figured out that the letter “H” means Thursday.

Your guess is as good as mine.

So now, I have a roommate that loves Fleetwood Mac as much as I do and I know I have to be up at 8:30 on Thursdays. Yuck. I’m also enrolled in Literary Media? I’m such an artsy bitch 🤓.

Writing these makes me want to start a YouTube channel or something… ya know?

Cher, let me know in the comments if I should. Life’s gettin’ pretty interesting right now.

Alright, that’s all for today, folks. See ya in a few days, maybe? God only knows.

Xoxo,

Ashley