Jim’s Adventures 5/14

Today was a very uneventful day to say the least. I woke up early to make sure Uncle Mike got his pills and some breakfast. This morning I was feeling a bit more motivated and decided I would make him a nice breakfast. For the record, I am the breakfast king and will never be dethroned. I started off by whipping up some fluffy pancakes for the old man. Then, I made some perfectly cooked strips of bacon, not too crunchy, not too soft. To top off my masterpiece, I added a cup of coffee and a small bowl of fruit consisting of bananas, strawberries, grapes, and blueberries. We sat down at the table and I started to talk to him about his life and what he did. Apparently, he was in Vietnam and worked as a frogman in the Navy. He also said that he was adopted and never got to meet his real parents which kind of made me want to find out who they were. After breakfast, I decided to do the dishes before my dad came home and freaked out because I did not do them like usual. Then I went full maid mode and completely dusted and mopped Uncle Mike’s room. Uncle Mike has this dog, Mugsy, who is a little fat pug that does nothing but bark and whine and god damn does he make me want to punt him like I am Mason Crosby on the Packers trying to win a game in overtime. After all the cleaning was done, I decided it was time to treat myself and went upstairs and started to play video games with the boys. For the remainder of the night this is what I did all the way up until about midnight. Then I realized it was getting late and bid the boys a farewell for the night.